Tuesday, 14 September 2021

REAL BOY EMERGENCY BLOG: Goku Black v Reverse Flash

 



DEATH BATTLE!: Goku Black vs Reverse Flash (Dragonball Super vs DC Comics)


Fuck its real. I mean i'm hyped don't get me wrong, i love this fight....but thats the problem I LOVE THIS FIGHT! i had a fight typed up with just the boring analysis to go with it. I was planning it for after the Yugioh BR! well, i'll take a full episode i gueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssss. No analysis here so may as well be a DBX lol. I really love how this came out, so here decided fuck it, heres the fight. Enjoy, standard shit applies, Twitter, Discord etc.


Thursday, 9 September 2021

DEATH BATTLE! Rias Gremory V Mio Naruse (Highschool DXD vs Testament of Sister New Devil)

 


DEATH BATTLE!: Rias Gremory Vs Mio Naruse (Highschool DXD VS Testement of Sister New Devil)


Harems. Every man's biggest dream, and simultaneously biggest nightmare. Pretty unachievable in the modern world for any individual with morals.

Unless, apparently, you meet a big tittied red headed devil princess, who apparently are just destined to be head of your harem. Who knew?



For example, Rias Gremory, Heiress to the Gremory clan and shadow leader of Kuoh Town from Highschool DXD.


Or perhaps Mio Naruse, the outcast child of the deceased devil king, from Testement of Sister New Devil.

Both these series are ecchi at best and in ToSND (Shortened to Shinmai from here) case, straight up hentai at worst, so if you feel DEATH BATTLE! Blogs normally are in the scope of SFW? Yeah don’t risk your job reading this one. These demonic beauties are some of the most desirable in possibly all of anime, but while both are drop dead gorgeous, which one can make the other drop dead?

Lets find out.

Wednesday, 8 September 2021

I'm not dead!

 Been a while since i released actual content huh?

So with no podcasts or blogs in recent times, if you aren't in the Podcast server or following me on twitter for some ungodly reason, chances are you forgot I exist, don't know who I am, didn't care or assumed I'd quit content creation.

Truth is, life sucks and then you die. the amount of shit going on round here could be a 3 season sitcom, except the jokes aren't funny. so a sitcom. Details are stuff i like to keep to myself, and i'm not asking for pity or sympathy. this is just a fact of why i've not been wrangling the guys to try and make a podcast (That and my pc dying and losing all my software. i'm trying new stuff and its a bitch to learn. That and you think we could seriously find the time and energy to record? We'll do some sort of content at some point perhaps, but for the foreseeable i don't see the podcast coming back.) or going back and releasing written DBs like the old Charizard v Toothless one, or DB analysis blogs like Ratchet v Jak. 

So ima try fix that cause fuck me i wanna make stuff again. 

So here's how this is going to work. Theres no schedule, theres no real plan beyond a list of fights i wanna do, i'm doing this for me, on my own, for fun. But i'ma release DB blogs again. Think standard written DBs, but no Wiz and Boomstick script. just me and the voices in my head, and likely paragraphs with REALLY bad punctuation. ima try spice it up, make the content stand out, but basic analysis, fight, conclusion, standard stuff. 

When can you expect this shit to start coming out? Well if i released this, it means the very first blog is almost in a state i'm happy to release it. as i type this, its close, just needs a to add images and to run over it with an editing weed wacker to break up foot long paragraphs that make my eyes roll into my skull and i wrote the thing. As such, the goal is to release it sometime on the 9th of september 21, and if this was released past this date, shoot me. But it will be out before Batman v Iron Man. 

I have a promise to keep after all. 

As for what the fight is gonna be? Well personally I Doubt any of you guys will eXpect what fight i'm Doing. its very far outside my comfort zone and thats why i'm doing it. Its not my preferred style of combat, not series you'd think i'd enjoy if you know me (and we will talk about THAT when the blogs released, at some point) but the series involved allow for humor, a fairly easy analysis comparatively speaking and some good ole melodrama i love putting in these fights. Right now I'd say its Almost 90 percent complete and as i Said before, but those paragraphs look a pain to edit. Maybe I might miss my Original deadline. 

I'm just typing shit and letting my ADHD brain say what it wants, so ima stop now. But with ~16 blogs planned this should hopefully take us up through the end of this season to just before the next start. thats the goal. 

I can't end these things

Here is a picture of my cats



Go read Medds stuff its good.