Tuesday 14 September 2021

REAL BOY EMERGENCY BLOG: Goku Black v Reverse Flash

 



DEATH BATTLE!: Goku Black vs Reverse Flash (Dragonball Super vs DC Comics)


Fuck its real. I mean i'm hyped don't get me wrong, i love this fight....but thats the problem I LOVE THIS FIGHT! i had a fight typed up with just the boring analysis to go with it. I was planning it for after the Yugioh BR! well, i'll take a full episode i gueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssss. No analysis here so may as well be a DBX lol. I really love how this came out, so here decided fuck it, heres the fight. Enjoy, standard shit applies, Twitter, Discord etc.




Zamasu and Black had yet again fended off their saiyan adversaries, Goku and Vegeta running back to their timeline with their monkey tails between their legs and Trunks, in his new “Super Saiyan Rage” was licking his wounds, waiting to assault the godly duo once again. They sat in their log cabin enjoying tea, the drink of the gods, and reflecting on the progress of the zero mortal plan.

“Those ghastly Saiyans will be a thorn in our side until we eliminate them, Zamasu” Said Black, “I really should go back to their time and finish them while they are weak and we can access their temporal anomaly.”

“Careful Zamasu, you’re letting your saiyan body hamper your godly mind.” replied his future self in an immortal body. “The time ring would pull you back here before you could finish them off, especially with their mortal allies as cannon fodder. We’ll get to their timeline when we are finished here and we are so strong we can even take on even Beerus the Destroyer. Your body just craves combat, no matter how illogical.”

The omnicidal saiyan almost pouted, but that wasn’t an expression befitting a god. “I still don’t like leaving them on their own. Who's to say they won’t acquire immortality like yours, or once again intrude on the realm of the gods in their barbaric quest for power?”

Zamasu laughed “What do you think they will become destroyers? Learn ultra instinct? They are Saiyans Zamasu, simple creatures have no hope of ascending as such, nor would they wish for immortality, as you yourself can attest no?”

Black huffed, glaring a hole in his tea as if trying to make it disappear. “I suppose you are right. They are just mortals.”

And then his tea did disappear in a yellow and black blur.

“What the…?” Exclaimed the Kai bodied immortal Zamasu, shooting to his feet in outrage. “What in the name of the gods was that?”

“Yuck” exclaimed a psychotic sounding voice behind them, ontop of the cabin. “Thats some lousy tea you got here spikey.”

The figure was clad in a yellow black and red spandex, emblazoned with lightning imagery, quite the form fitting number. His cocky grin was as infuriating as his glowing red eyes were ominous. This is the time traveling super criminal Eobard Thawne. Professor Zoom, the Reverse Flash.

“Who dares insult a god!” Black yelled, fury etched in his face.

“Oh I'm just an academic” Thawne replied, dropping the empty cup, shattering it. “Curious what some...upstanding gentlemen such as yourselves are doing absolutely reeking of temporal energy?”

“You would question gods, mortal???” Black exclaimed “On forbidden matters such as time?”

“Forbidden!” Zoom gasped, shocked. “Why, nobody ever told me, not once! Oh I think i’ve been awfully bad, can you grant me some divine mercy?”

Black and Zamasu weren’t fooled by his mockery, but played along regardless, rising into the air and raising their palms at the speedster, glowing with energy. “For one who admits his foley such as yourself” Zamasu said “We shall make this quick”

Thawne smirked. “Quick, you say?”

Before the two kai could blink there was a yellow and red flash and the kai bodied Zamasu was sent flying. Zoom landed behind Black, who was frozen in shock.

“I’m all about quick.”

FIGHT

“DIE YOU INSOLENT MORTAL!” Black bellowed, releasing a ki blast in Reverse Flash’s direction. Thawne, of course, dodged it, appearing once again on the cabin roof.

“Not a fan of dying, really such a hassle” Zoom quipped “Why don’t you find out for yourself!” He took off in a flash and began to clock Black in the face with a barrage of punches, dashing all around the Saiyan-Kai before he could even comprehend he had moved. Zoom was just getting warmed up, but these blows would fell many a lesser foe. He expected to hear bones shatter and organs rupture.

All he actually heard was Black growl. He powered up, sending Zoom flying back.

“You would DARE lay hands upon a god? You mortals, you have lost all respect for the divine!”

Zoom dusted himself off a bit “I’ve killed a few gods, I'll respect them when they can catch me.” he said as he got in a runners stance.

“Slay a god? You? A Mortal?” Black laughed. “Maybe if they die of laughter from those tickles you call punches.” Black summoned his ki blade around his hand. “Allow me to show you the true fury of the divine!” he cackled as he shot forward, trying to decapitate Zoom where he stood.

But the Reverse Flash was still a Flash. They don’t do much standing. Zoom leaned back, dodging the body jacking Kais slash and grabbing onto his wrist, pulling his own fist back, a maniacal grin on his face. “Way too slow”

THUD

Thawne landed a slobberknocker right on Blacks nose and sent him flying backwards. That one stung.

Black shook his head and got to his feet. “You dare….”

“You dare, i'm a god, die mortal, can you say anything else?” Said Zoom from right behind Black, when did he move? Before Black could react Zoom started another flurry of punches on the bewildered Kai “Come on, show me the divine wisdom of a time travelling god!” Zoom landed an uppercut, sending the Saiyan body flying, before zipping up above him and landing a kick to his spikey haired dome, sending him rocketing to the ground. 


And yet still, Black got up.

“Godly wisdom is not for mortals such as yourself.” Black said with a glare. “But allow me to show you the true wrath of the divine!”

Power exploded out of Black, sending a dust cloud at the psychotic speedster. Zoom just stood there, smirking as the dust grew and grew, before being dispersed by a pink aura that extended beyond the tree tops.

“This form is Super Saiyan Rosé, the ultimate marriage of divine power and a barbaric mortal body!” Black cackled, a cocky grin plastered on his face. “What do you think of the colour, is it not beautiful?”

Zoom scoffed. “If you wanted to change your hair, I coulda run to the store and back before you finished one of your “fear the divine'' monologues.” he re-entered a runner's stance and started letting off black sparks “but if you wanted to look fabulous while you die, mission accomplished.” Zoom took off at speed, circling the saiyan and creating a vortex around him, sucking away all the air near him and creating a tornado.

Black scoffed before powering up once again, this explosion of vast power sending Zoom flying. ‘What the?’ the savage speedster thought ‘Where did this power come from?’ He didn’t have much time to ponder this before with a twip sound Black appeared above him and went to stab him with his ki blade. Zoom, of course, dodged, but the Kai expected this, using the motion of his hands to cup his hands at his sides.

“DIE!” he bellowed as he charged and fired a Black Kamehameha at Zoom point blank faster than most could blink.

Most, but not the Reverse Flash. Vibrating through the blast, Zoom dropped from the sky like a stone and took off towards the nearby city.

Black felt assured of his victory but then felt the erratic ki signature fleeing the scene. “You can’t escape after this slight mortal!” He said to himself before putting his fingers to his forehead. “You can run, but the wrath of Zamasu comes for all!”



Zoom was thinking as he ran, his brain putting his scattered thoughts together at speeds that made Batmans best super computers blush. ‘Time traveling god who gets stronger from hair dye, and here i thought the timeline couldn’t surprise me anymore’ he scoffed ‘I got more in the tank, but i kinda wanna figure out this guys deal, maybe the cover of the city could buy me time?’ As he was running he zipped past a powerful force heading the other way yelling “ZAMASUUUUUUU” and holding a sword aloft. Zoom didn’t even pay him any attention. He just focused on thinking

So when there was a zip ahead of him as he entered city limits and a fist thrown into his line of sight he was caught completely off guard. Thwanes nose was suddenly very acquainted with a saiyans fist as his forward momentum was completely halted. Zoom twisted inside himself, backflipping twice before hitting the ground with a thud. “Not so fast now, are you mortal?” Black crowed, subtly shaking his arm as the force of Zooms run left it smarting. “Instantaneous Movement is quite an ability that we gods possess wouldn’t you say?”

Zoom shook his head and bounced onto his feet. “Well well” he mocked “The god can keep up with the fastest man alive.” he gave a cocky grin “When he’s jogging.” Reverse Flash zipped up the nearest building so fast Black didn’t even see him move. “Been a while since i outran a teleporter, show me what you can do!” and he took off deep into the city.

Black scoffed “How futile.” before trying to lock onto his quarry again. Trying being the key word. “What the...his ki signature, its too fast for me to lock on!” he growled out, trying desperately to mentally keep up with his foe.

“Oh come on” echoed Zooms voice right behind Black ear “You gonna teleport or what, I got better things to be doing then dragging out killing you.”
Despite the sound coming from right behind black, he still couldn’t sense the yellow blur. ‘Is he...moving so fast he can run behind me without me noticing?’ He thought to himself as yellow streaked all around his vision. ‘He is! He would dare...’

“Mock me?” Zooms voice once again echoed behind his ear.

Black staggered “You attack my mind??!!”

Zooms voice seemed to bounce off buildings, lending no clue to his current location “Nah, you’re just that predictable.”

“INSOLENCE!” Black yelled before teleporting, lock on be dammed. Yet despite the Instantaneous nature of Instantaneous Movement, Black was still left punching and kicking thin air. “HOLD STILL AND FACE MY WRATH YOU COWARD!”

“Aww is the widdle gawd mad he’s too slow?” Zoom mocked, running backwards just ahead of Blacks mad flailing. “For some ‘Divine being’ I don’t think you could catch me if you were in two places at once.”

Black was panting, but once he caught his breath he gave a cocky grin. “Let's test that shall we?”

Zoom was confused but only for a second, a disturbance in the air behind him and another source of temporal energy making itself known, speeding towards him with lethal intent. Unphased, Zoom....phased, vibrating at a frequency his foe, or rather foes, couldn’t even comprehend even as one of their hands plunged through his chest..

“Gods are omniscient mortal, surely you understand that?” said the Immortal Zamasu joining the fray, before noticing the lack of blood from his impaled target “What? What is this sorcery?”

“Oh you haven’t figured it out mr omniscient god?” Zoom mocked. “I’m real, real fast.” Thwane formed a blade with his fingers not dissimilar to the gods Ki Blade and plunged it into Immortal Zamasus head, vibrating it to phase right through his green hide, before his head exploded in a pile of gore.

“ZAMASU!” yelled Black, knowing his partner would live but also knowing that aught to have hurt. “HOW DARE YOU”

“Seriously can you say ANYTHING else?” Zoom questioned. “In case you haven’t noticed, I very much dare.  Do YOU dare keep going without your back up?”

Blacks horrified face dropped before smirking “Who said anything about my other being gone?” Zoom could hear Zamasus face bubbling as it magically reconstructed itself. “Gods are invulnerable as i’m sure you know.”

Zoom looked flabbergasted. “Well how about that.” he muttered before taking off. Zamasu rose from his gorey grave and smirked at his doppleganger.

“Shall we skewer this mortal creatine?”

Pink and Purple streaks took off in the sky and zipped after their fast foe, using their superior numbers to try to cut off their opponent at every feasible turn. The duo blasted buildings apart they felt he was going to be on, tore the ground up to disrupt his movements and generally tried everything to pin the Flash down.

But despite this Thwane was still too fast and avoided every attack. When one got close he phased through them. When a building would be destroyed, it turns out he was on another. When they blasted the tarmac, he leapt above the debris in a long jump that stretched several blocks. And through it all Zoom would appear behind one of his foes and tap their shoulders, continually mocking them and driving their fury to its limits.

“ENOUGH” Immortal Zamasu yelled. “WE END THIS FARCE NOW!”

He and his partner rose above the city skyline and formed a death ball with their combined power, which they released to try and finally snuff out their foe, speed be damned, trying to kill him with pure area of effect.

In the distance a despairing and furious “NOOOOOOOOOO” could be heard, once the ball detonated and the city left in ruins.

“Outrun that” Black scoffed as he and his partner landed, smirking at each other..

“Done!” a sing song voice behind his ear before a rabbit punch was landed to the back of his head. “I thought gods asked you to perform trials or something?”

The immortal Zamasu took a shocked step back away from his downed ally and his opponent. “How is this possible?”

“Speed force I don’t gotta explain shit” Zoom said before zipping behind the still standing Zamasu. “But you do.” He placed a hand on Zamasus shoulder and there was a flash of red energy stealing the kais speed and trapping him in place forever. “I wanna see what makes you two tick.” He put his hands either side of Zamasus head and started to vibrate them.

Zamasu started to scream, despite his freezing in time, as Zoom parsed through his memories, learning anything and everything about him and his partner he could. The process normally ages the victim to death, but thanks to Zamasus immortality he is unhindered even by his Kai long life span, he is truly immortal. Which Thwane discovered and found very annoying.

“Hmmm.” he pondered. “This may pose a problem.”

But as he thought on ways to finally be rid of his foe, Black rose to his feet. “You….What have you done to….”

“You? Or an alternate version of you? Very clever, I like it.” Zoom replied, paying the saiyan no heed. “I stole his speed. He may be immortal, but he’s never going to move again.”

Black started, he’d never heard of an ability like this. “You...how do you know this?”

Thwane shrugged. “Okay, THIS time I read your mind, his mind, same thing. Don’t really appreciate the “killing all mortals” thing, I gotta say. I’m the hero of the 25th century, see, and that kinda goes against my mission statement of “Save people”. But I wanted to kill you anyway, so no real issue here.”

Black had, until this point, despite the wild goose chase, been confident of killing this nuiscence. However, seeing his immortal meat shield frozen in place shook his confidence.

As the Reverse Flash kept circling his frozen in time ally, Black sighed. “It can’t be helped I suppose.”

Zoom snapped his fingers. “Ah, I get it now!” but before he could act, the frozen Zamasu went flying towards Black. “Wait what….oh that's not good.”

What wasn’t good?

Black changed the ear his earing was on. The potara. Something Zamasu only knew the full operations of in theory, but he did know it, and thus so did Zoom. So he wasn’t that surprised when the two started to rise into the air, spinning around and glowing a bright light. It didn’t take long for the fusion to be completed. "This day marks the beginning of a new chapter of the universe! The name of the one to author that chapter is Zamasu, the bringer of eternal order!"

Zoom took one long hard look at the fused Kai before “This just got a whole lot more complicated”

Zamasu laughed. “Whats wrong, is my glory too much for you to comprehend?”

Zoom chuckled “Oh I comprehend it all right, you just became an even bigger pain in my ass.” He started vibrating “But this only ends one way.”

Zamasu spread his arms, his halo shining behind him. “And on that we finally agree, mortal.”
Zoom shot off towards the kai at speeds he couldn’t track, but Zamasu wasn’t worried.

“Taste the Lightning of Justice!” he bellowed in his echoy voice, a bird of purple ki rising behind him before sending lightning flying towards his enemy.

But despite the sheer amount of energy tossed at him, Zoom dodged it all and reached the floating, arrogant Kai, before zipping past him in the air. Zamasu smirked.

“Was that meant to do anythi....” he paused as he looked down a gaping hole in his stomach. “...how?”

“Infinite Mass Punch vibrating at just the right frequency to phase through you. It's like having a black hole shoved down your throat. Choke on it.”

Zamasu fell to the ground, hocking up blood. “No...no...this is not the end. I will see justice! I will not see my end at the hands of a mortal, a human….A FILTHY NINGEN!”

Zamasu screamed as he burst into energy, seemingly dying.

Zoom however, looked wary. “Come on, come on, I know that's not it.” He felt swells of temporal energy all around him as the sky itself seemed to twist. “Yeah that's about right.”

Zamasus will wasn’t done. It would see his plan through to the end. “YOU HAVEN’T WON, YOU FOOL! I have become the universe itself, my influence stretching through time and space! Zamasu shall become everything, gracing all with my divine glory!”

Zoom smirked at his astral foe. “Only if you catch me.”

“There's nowhere to run in the entire universe!”

“But how fast can you reach through the timeline?”

“Eh?”

Zoom held something up in his hand. A very familiar looking ring. “Neat little trinket this. Like a diet Lantern ring. Quite a crude method of time travel though.”

“When did you get that????”

“That's relative isn’t it?” Zoom smirked. “Ever since I read your mind, copies of me have been traveling through time, to everywhere and everywhen, removing this pesky little thing from your finger. You can feel the ripples even now, can’t you? That time you spilled your masters tea down your pants, that time you started lusting for a mortal dinosaur, that time you talked back to your destroyer and got beaten? That was all me Zamasu. This ring can’t save you from me making every moment you’ve ever lived hell. Putting thoughts in your head, moving you just an inch further, changing anything and everything around you, and you were none the wiser. All because I stole a little piece of jewelry over and over again”

Zamasu, cloudy form or not, was clearly stunned into silence. “HOW! HOW CAN A MORTAL MESS WITH A GOD LIKE THIS? MESS WITH TIME BEYOND THE POWERS OF A DIVINE BEING?”

Eobard Thwane gave an evil grin “Because I'm just that fast. And I left two more time periods just for you to sit and watch.”

“WHAT? WHE…” Zamasu scoured his memory and realised there were two specific moments that anchored him to existence. Two very significant moments. “NO! NOT THEN!”

Zoom winked at his doomed foe. “Well I thank you for sating my curiosity, and we both learned something! I learned about those fascinating balls and you learned you and time have something in common!”

Zoom took off, disappearing from sight, leaving an echo of his final words.

“You’re both my bitch.”

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Zamasu bellowed as he slowly faded from the sky. Zamasu was no more.

And at three specific points in the past, unaffected beyond the lack of an omnicidal Kai, timelines doomed to a death from a god who was never there, Eobard Thwane stood before 7 plant sized balls.

“Any wish huh? Oh Barry Barry Barry you have NO idea whats gonna hit you….”

KO



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